I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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