we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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