real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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