we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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