She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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