i just google imaged poop.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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