well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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