He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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