piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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