It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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