I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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