threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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