I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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