im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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