yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Buhtt sex?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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