Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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