in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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