were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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