do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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