Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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