i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
