jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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