is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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