Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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