I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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