I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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