Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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