Dual....:-)
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize