): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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