Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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