Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she looked like the before picture.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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