Will you blow on my dice?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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