Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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