marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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