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you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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