we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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