Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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