i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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