I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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