Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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