I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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