Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
