gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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