I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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