Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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