No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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