She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize
