My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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