I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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