so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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