Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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