Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
