i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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