He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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