I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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