i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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