D3 body, D1 cock
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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