just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She said her name was "party"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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